Crewnecks & hoodies

for all types of weather…

and moods

THE DREAMER HOODIE
$70.00

For those who swear they’re being realistic while secretly hoping everything will actually work out.

Featuring our signature “the world is yours” artwork on a oversized. cozy, fleece hoodie.

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RETURN TO SENDER
$70.00

Some people lose themselves.
Some people lose their keys.
Some people lose their dignity after texing their ex.

But if you ever lose yourself…

Just return to Trauma Blonde.

OFF DUTY HOODIE
$80.00

for days you’re not trying…but still look better than everyone else.

oversized, soft, and worn in graphics make you feel like you’ve always owned it.

throw it on after a day at the salon, before the gym, on your couch with a glass of wine or when you’re avoiding your problems.

NOTE:
this piece is meant to feel lived in.
slight variations in print give it that worn, vintage look.

TRAUMA BLONDE SALON X THE BRAND COLLAB
$70.00

Somethings just go together.

Good hair & bad decisons.

Late nights & perfect blowouts.

Confidence you cant fake.

This oversized hoodie features the signature Trauma Blonde Leopard, finished with our handwritten logo and words that say it all.

Soft, heavyweight fleece. Relaxed oversized fit. Designed for salon days, city nights, and everything in between.

Welcome to the club.

The Upgrade Hoodie
$70.00

Some people leave damage.
Some people have lessons.

This one is for those who did both and STILL came out better.

The UPGRADE HOODIE is whatever that tried to break you, didn't. Sharpened you, made you louder, smarter, harder and a little harder to replicate.

Wear it when you’re thriving, healing, or running into someone you thought you wouldn’t.

Because the truth Is simple:

They didn't lose you,
you upgraded.
I guarantee they’re exactly where you left them.